didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
then he tried to convert me to islam
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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