Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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