why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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