that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
the night ended with taco bell and tears
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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