I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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