My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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