From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
two words...techno handjob
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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