you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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