every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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