Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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