She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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