Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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