I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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