Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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