I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize