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• (323): View more from California

  She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.

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  You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.

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  Pride claims another victim

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• (315): View more from New York

  We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."

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• (760): View more from California

  He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'll just say I told you so at your funeral

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  summer in europe = liver of steel

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  I accept that challenge.

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