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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.

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• (585): View more from New York

  you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"

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  How come I never meet celebrities?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944

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  and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.

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• (510): View more from California

  I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby

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  Yah. Thai people are way too trusting

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I've been vomiting all day.

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  All day? It's 10am.

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