ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.