Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
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