My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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