so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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