your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You are the jesus of drinking
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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