Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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