It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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