Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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