Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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