girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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