I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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