No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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