we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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