so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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