I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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