and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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