Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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