i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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