I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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