Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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