yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Can Purell be used as lube?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
is it fun? or sober?
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