Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
