Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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