I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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