Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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