Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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