quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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