"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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