where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
