ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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