He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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