Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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