Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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