I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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