dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."