Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
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I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing