put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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